i fucking hate you mom
said no black child that is still with us (via thelordofthebuttz)
(Source: ninjabosskennywu)
that’s not what your mother named you
oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
“You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch!!” screams the 14-year-old freshman born in 1999













