i fucking hate you mom said no black child that is still with us (via thelordofthebuttz)

(Source: ninjabosskennywu)

5 hours ago // 17,582 notes
  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

9 hours ago // 48,852 notes

parasailin-sarahpalin:

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that’s not what your mother named you

10 hours ago // 33,774 notes

jpgay:

oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed 

10 hours ago // 8,594 notes

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

1 day ago // 21,015 notes

chan-chan-banan:

“You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch!!” screams the 14-year-old freshman born in 1999

4 days ago // 648 notes